The Weather


Typhoon Parma

Captured by NASA Earth Observatory, September 30, 2009

Beautiful yet menacing. Kindda like the Sirens of Greek mythology. Or as Juno would put it, Diana Ross.

This is super typhoon Parma (locally known as Pepeng) as it heaves in the Southern Pacific cauldron and gets ready to give the Philippines another beating. Not one week and again we’re facing the battering ram. Although not expected to have as much rains as Ondoy, this one packs a punch with maximum sustained winds of over 200 kph. Take it from someone who grew up in the typhoon belt, that number is giving me the willies.

Say your prayers, take a deep breath and hunker down everyone. It’s going to be another bumpy weekend. Let’s hope it won’t turn into a reenactment of the The Day After Tomorrow (minus the snow). Disaster films should only be witnessed within the safe confines of the celluloid, not in real life.

**photo courtesy of NASA

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I strongly encourage you to click the picture above. It is linked to a Facebook video posted by a Lemuel Espinol.  Personally, I have no idea who these people are but I found this so hilarious, I took it upon myself to give them as much free publicity as I can.

A classic example of that Pinoy just-laught-it-off attitude that sets us apart from the rest of the world. Which in a way ties in with my new motto “don’t get mad…get entertained.” Easier said than done but looks like these guys have it down to an art.

Kumakain pa ng chichirya. San ka pa lulugar! I love it, I love it, I love it!

While watching news coverage of Typhoon Ondoy:

Post-It Queen: They keep calling for amphibians to rescue residents. What are those exactly? Google it.

The Walking Herbicide: I think it’s a cross between a boat and a truck.

Post-It Queen: It looks expensive. We have that?

The Walking Herbicide: It looks like a holdover from World War II. We definitely have those. Along with our collection of tora-tora planes.

Five minutes later, we watch as CNN gave a special report on the worst flooding Manila has seen in 40 years. Wow! Fifteen minutes of fame!

Also tried accessing the PAG-ASA website. This is what I got:

pag-asa

Mukhang pati PAG-ASA nawalan ng pag-asa sa baha.

You would think that going places would give me material to write about. Instead it resulted into an unprecedented lapse in blog entries. Can’t decide whether it’s severe writer’s block or just sheer laziness. Regardless, I’ve spent the past couple of days recouping my mojo for another entry and will have a substantially longer one posted soon.

Just as a quick 411 on the goings-on this past month: 

A. The biggest klutz in human history managed to survive a caving expedition with all bones intact. You have my permission to applaud.

B. Who would’ve thought that a spur-of-the-moment trip to Subic would turn out to be the most fun I’ve had in a long time.

C. Seventy needle pricks per second right on your shoulder blade = a truckload of pain that radiates all the way down to your elbow. Why we choose to subject ourselves to this ordeal? Up next on Sick Sad World.

Anyone see that sky yesterday morning? Beautiful, beautiful shade of ominous blue. No wind, just rain.

Did I mention I love the rainy season? It makes for interesting weather, the kind that heightens my senses in a very odd way (Sunny really only works for me when I’m planning a trip somewhere. I’m not so nuts about that heat). I get the same kick out of it as what I could only assume people get from rollercoaster rides (Let me note that I’ve never been on one. And if you offer to pay me big money to get on Enchanted Kingdom’s Space Shuttle of death, I would refuse peevishly. I honestly don’t see how the momentary displacement of one’s entrails could be classified as entertainment).

I know this could very well be misconstrued as self-centeredness. I, being sheltered from the elements, as opposed to people in coastal shantytowns. Or the ones who held Sulpicio Lines in such high esteem they decided to wing it despite PAGASA’s warnings.  

For some obtuse reason, typhoons remind me of my childhood. A probable upshot of being raised in Pangasinan. I’m sure Ernie Baron taught us well enough to know the province as a hurdle in the Philippine severe weather obstacle course. Whenever Gading or Loleng feel the need to stretch their legs, we suffer the brunt. As a result: two-month power outages, a phenomenon influential enough to make a kid forget the logic and purpose of a TV set. For weeks on end, the household would function on antediluvian tubig poso and candlelight. In the evening I fell asleep listening to casette tapes played on my walkman. The rest of the day I spent investigating faunae washed in by the overflow (to clarify, no corpses were ever found and the water is actually clean enough to wade in).

Good times, good times. You can see how tidings of an incoming storm can induce a bout of nostalgia. Or not. In which case you can put me down as an eccentric who finds mirth in the destructive forces of nature.